『 All work and no play make Morden a dull boy 』

Work sucks and I dare you to disagree. If you're telling me you're doing something you really love, you are most probably lying. Seriously, I can't believe that there actually are people who enjoy their work. And I don't mean the first week or month either.

I'll probably start drinking on the job and I'm not even joking when I write this. As the matter of fact, I'm having a beer right now.



Whether you sit, stand or run around, drill holes in the walls, lick envelopes, serve burgers, clean toilets, do paperwork, more paperwork and some more paperwork, you'll get bored eventually. But hey, no pain no gain, right? Right.

My job is sucking the life right out of me. Few precious hours are often stolen from me by various chores and thinking about how bad the next day at work will suck. On top of that you have to be nice to everyone and often even SMILE! ArRrrrgh!

I swear to God. One day I'll go berserk, turn green, rip my clothes off [except for the pants] and trash the place.